Sunday, August 01, 2010

News Item of the Week!!!!!!!

From the Southern California desk of Cackamasaurus: So another week of stories coming across my desk about our failing government, failing economy, failing environment, failing entertainment industry, our failing sports culture. So corrupt and destitute is the American cultural landscape these days it seems unfathomable that one might cull a story of hope and redemption out of the sewage heap that we wallow in. The storm clouds of hopelessness and cynicism have hung heavy over our heads for what seems like an eternity now. The heroes of yesterday, those singular individuals that punch rays of sunshine through the vast dreariness overhead seem to have disappeared from our lives completely. Then this motherfucker shows up and its clear skies for a far as the eye can see.... Thank you New Jersey.

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