Dear Professor Dershowitz,
I understand that you can't help every murderer and child molester that comes along, but I promise you that if you get me off, you'll seal the deal as the greatest defense attorney of all time.
It wouldn't even be that hard. You could just use the playbook from the Epstein case. I basically did a lot of the same stuff, with the importing of children from overseas to have sex with and all.
What does a child rapist have to do to get some pro-bono up in this piece?