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Thursday, July 01, 2010

Only After Being Told He Couldn't Coach the All-Star Team Exclusively

You can't cry to the media when you don't get the last muffin at breakfast, so retirement didn't suit him. Maybe coach the Harlem Globetrotters? They've got a pretty winning record and the book you write bashing them can be called The Last Season (I Coached the Biggest Assholes in Basketball, So This Is a Little Better, But I'm Still the Single Biggest Asshole in Basketball). Or is that title too long to fit on the spine?

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