Sunday, June 27, 2010

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Hey Michigan Ladies

Any SWF's ISO a SAC?

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

"I Ain't Related To No Monkey!!"

You sure about that?

parisian dogs

Mostly Paris is filled with a lot of what people affectionately like to call shit-eaters. Leashless little barky things. Then once in a while, you come across these guys.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Serious Journalism

They crazy in the Middle East. In case you didn't already know. Apparently, they'll shoot you if you fuck with hummus.

The Choice Is Yours

1) Get paid, Black Sheep, you deserve it. Wolf in Sheep's Clothing is the best. 2) Why are there hamsters? If indeed they're not guinea pigs or hyraxes or some other species. For real, can anyone explain the hamsters?

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Sign One Trillion I'm Turning Into an Old Man

I honestly don't know whose side to take. The majority of my day is spent thinking most people should get punched in the face for even smaller infractions - wearing the same color hat and shirt is a big one - so I'm leaning towards the cop. Is it so hard to cross the street correctly? On the other hand, cops probably have better ways to earn their pay? Oy vey, this was much easier when I was a teenager.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Obama's Space-Katrina (Getting A Jump On The RIght Wing)

Why hasn't Obama done something about this?  The warning signs are there and he has refused to act.  I don't know if this is the socialist or the Hitler half of him not acting, but the government needs to do more to protect people from space.

Also, abolish taxes, and science is the devil.

"They Should Never Have Given Those [People] Money"

Apparently, "Afghanistan is sitting on mineral resources worth $1 trillion," which is the equivalent of Saudi Arabia's oil wealth.  
At first blush this seems like potentially great news.  Maybe an influx of money could spur development and stability in Afghanistan.  
Then again, look what all that oil money has bought: persecution of gays and women, breastmilk fatwa's,  9/11, and let us not forget the plethora of silly buildings.  
Hey, here's an idea.  Lets not interfere in the middle-east.  After all, we don't have many cultural ties or much historical understanding of the region.  We might end up being seen as greedy imperialists or, even worse, as invading crusaders.  Best leave this one alone.

Monday, June 14, 2010

Friday, June 11, 2010

Thursday, June 10, 2010


Cackamasaurus has a twitter account.  Email me if you want the password so you can tweet with the twits.

I Think She's Been Eating at Ye Olde Burger Barne


"I'm very healthy. I go to the doctor every three months," she said.  And I go to chinatown every three months.  Does that make me a chinaman?

With a Face Like That?

Guess what.  It gets creepier.

“the man should take the milk, but not directly from the breast of the woman"

Never mind being raised in a viciously religious theocracy.  Give a boy a Koran and enough free time, and his mind will inevitably go to titties.  This "Milk Sheik" has nothing on Dave Chappelle when it comes to breast milk comedy though.

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Making the Band
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Saturday, June 05, 2010

"I Blow Me"-Shooby Taylor

Making The Impossible Possible

The label "sellout" is almost nonsense in this postmodern world. But every once in a while it is actually applicable.  Sir Elton John has managed to do it.  
Also, is it only singers, actors, and other fancy types that become knights these days?  I wonder if Sir Gawain would consider the writing of "Candle In The Wind" worthy of dubbing.

The Definition of Creepy (in picture form)

Tuesday, June 01, 2010

"the parents motivation to get Aldi to quit wasn't ... from ... the risk to his health, but more from the cost"

Could Jerry Be Right?

I don't usually go for the "God is punishing you" theory of disastrous events (e.g. boobquake), however, this one looks like a hit job by the G-man himself.  Volcano + Hurricane + Sinkhole, they must have angered God, Allah, and L. Ron.