Monday, April 26, 2010

Life is tough

Put things into perspective. Some people out there are really suffering.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Let Us Never Forget

Right-wing, fundamentalist, retardo-Christians don't have a monopoly on stupidity.  Apparently God (Allah) quit doing miracles a long time ago and all he has left is random smiting of the already oppressed.  Dick move God.  Dick move.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Have cackamasaurus readers seen these pictures?

This does zero to diminish my longstanding yearning to wake up tomorrow in Iceland. The geography/geology are from a map on the front leaf of a fantasy novel, and everyone is attractive and/or Bjork.

Fuck a Goddam Tomato

For a few years now I thought that Rotten Tomatoes was maybe worth not taking a deuce on.  Well ... no.  31% are you fucking kidding me!?  FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCKYOU!

Friday, April 16, 2010

Bitch-Ass Billionairs Blow

What do people, aside from "half-hookers," see in Tiger Woods?  He has always been a bottle-fed punk. He is a Phil Jackson type - someone who has the odds in his favor, yet has to whine and moan about how everyone is against him.
I guess that the "chip on your shoulder" mentality is motivation for some people, but there is no excuse to idolize these douche dribblers.
Why does it take a car crashing skankapalooza for people to realize that Tiger Woods is weak?  I wonder if old "Iron Hip" Phil Jackson is owning any waitress ass?

The Beginning of the Opposite Scetches

Duh duh doy.