Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Yes, Florida is getting back in the game with a vengeance. I wonder if the 3D-avant-garde-rockumentary-slash-trenchant social critique that I produce about this incident will qualify for state funding? It will be a tough call... having your ex-husband drive you to a date with your boyfriend might fall under 'non-traditional,' but being willing to die for a properly groomed bikini line shows serious commitment to traditional gender roles.
P.S. If you can think of a Bush / Florida pun to go with this story that is actually funny, I will give you two dollars. It is hard!
By Porchnik at 3:52:00 PM