Friday, March 26, 2010

I Quit

Goodnight folks, I'm outta here. This is not an Onion article, there is no hope.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Alex Chilton

About 10 years ago I went to see Alex Chilton with a friend who knew him from way back when. I got so drunk she introduced me as her retarded little brother and he patted me on my head - as you would do a retarded little brother. One of my favorite memories. RIP

Monday, March 15, 2010

It's Water Into Wine, Not Tongue Into Eye

Science once again perverts God's perfect temple. This is most definitely not in His image. I'm sure if you look hard enough (not with your tongue!!) you can find it in the bible. What's next, a vaccine for polio?

Friday, March 12, 2010

vagabonds are sexier than beggars

Homeless chic: a strange and annoying trend that keeps getting more absurd.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Yes, Florida is getting back in the game with a vengeance. I wonder if the 3D-avant-garde-rockumentary-slash-trenchant social critique that I produce about this incident will qualify for state funding? It will be a tough call... having your ex-husband drive you to a date with your boyfriend might fall under 'non-traditional,' but being willing to die for a properly groomed bikini line shows serious commitment to traditional gender roles.
P.S. If you can think of a Bush / Florida pun to go with this story that is actually funny, I will give you two dollars. It is hard!

"pro-family, not anti-gay"

Don't gay people have families?

Or are they all disembodied souls from the "Galactic Confederacy?"

There used to be an anti-Florida thread going on this blog.  Let's bring it back.

Then again, maybe the right wing is jumping the shark here. The audacity of trying to remove the gays from the movie business seems too stupid even for florida republicans (probably not).

Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Monday, March 08, 2010


Oops, I mean very very precedented.

Sunday, March 07, 2010

The Future Is Now

Literally and virtually. You just know that kid was the next Tim Tebow.

Monday, March 01, 2010

The answer is "fuck no."

Today the NYT asked the question "Are We Prepared for an 8.8 Quake?" 
Is this a serious question?  
Besides the obvious instance of hurricane Katrina - a threat we knew would happen - owning our shit, we have consistently shown that we're not prepared for light-weight Nature like gravity and lightning.
We are certainly not ready for "one of the strongest [earthquakes] in recorded history." 
If we get an 8.8 earthquake, the Haitians are going to have to send their f'ing rafts to rescue our asses.  
How do you say "heck of a job" in Creole?