Friday, February 26, 2010

Sorry, Warren Beatty

Next time I have a major secret to reveal, I will definitely consider whispering it backwards on my comeback album. Oh, and leaking it to The Sun before the album even comes out, totally ruining the reveal. Confidential to Cackary Taylor: start practicing.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Train Market

someone sat on their logic-colored glasses

I might be a little behind the times (or in Europe) here, but I just heard about this (former) ESPN blogger/ FOOL.

Though wait... now that I see through my stupid-scented binoculars, I guess was kind of dumb of them to just put all those 10 million people on that half of an island like that. What were they thinking? (almost tempting to wonder who he thinks "they" might be, but it's just too dumb)

Monday, February 22, 2010

Hammerfall - Hearts On Fire (Curling Version)

Stop it Switzerland (Libya is crazy)

The Swiss just don't seem to understand the ways of the world. Directors and Qaddafis are not to be held responsible for crime. In response to the cute Swiss attempts to enforce their "law," the Libyans have fired back with ten times the revenge.

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Hey Wikipedia...

...gimme back my ten bucks that you needed so badly.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Stupid Pants

Europeans love them.

Monday, February 15, 2010

No hands

A bread courier in Cairo. I wish I had skills.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Dear God, No!

A dark day at cackamasaurus.

Monday, February 08, 2010

How slaves are hurting the Gulf

Sure, foreign laborers are treated like slaves so that Dubai can have fancy towers and spoiled children. But they don't even try to fit in and they're ruining the girls. They're corrupting society (which they built).

Sunday, February 07, 2010

More Bad Apples

The freedom fighting teacher in NYC are taking a stand against terrorism.  A preemptive strike against graffi-terrorism.

Friday, February 05, 2010

Now this... change I can believe in...

Can The State of California Get a Mulligan?

At first I thought that W. was enough to make us all realize that modern politics had gone too far;  then there was Dutch's - following point-man Blain's - gubernatorial bid; then a borderline psychopath, who went to four different colleges that were all worse than mine (which is hard), almost became VP; and now we have demon sheep.  Am I missing something?  Does the concept of something being stupid just not exist to most people?  All of this is to say that hopefully now, finally, the time has come to quit and start over.  What's next ... Chevrolet? (only 3 people will get this last joke.  Sorry if you are not one of them)

Thursday, February 04, 2010

Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Castle in a haystack

"Farmer loses High Court fight to save hidden castle "

This story is just like a fairytale. If only farmer Fidler knew how to spin straw into gold, maybe he could save his secret castle from the terrible government planning inspector.

Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Remember When The Republicans Were AGAINST Political Correctness?

Well not any more.

I guess Palin has to represent for her son base.