I used to think it was bad when Africans hacked each other to death with machetes, then again it's hard to think of a more appropriate response to this: a gay rights activist ... was pinned down in a guava orchard and raped by a farmhand who wanted to cure her of her attraction to girls. (S)he was impregnated and infected with H.I.V.
How about this, Uganda? We'll take your homosexuals if you take our evangelicals. Everybody wins. Also, Jesus loves (to kill people).