Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Thursday, December 09, 2010

The VHS vault has been opened

Greetings pals and other jerks, for your review today is the first segment of a VHS that was copied amongst friends in Oakland in 1997. None of us know who made it. Between sketches were many horror trailers. I am still waiting for the redubbed Charlie Brown Christmas. The whole tape has been digitized...but for now, we'll start at the beginning.

A Christmas Thingstuff from Vons Osmin on Vimeo.

Monday, December 06, 2010

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Thursday, November 04, 2010

Keep it up

I'm glad scientists are on top of this. (actually does seem pretty cool).

Tuesday, November 02, 2010

Cackamasaurus Teaches the Controversy

Readers, have you checked your church's marble balustrade for dinosaur skulls today? No? Do it now!

This is pretty nuts. I know the Devil created fossils and placed them in various strata of rock to deceive humans into thinking that the earth's composition of flora and fauna has changed over time, but a church? That is just chutzpah.

Monday, October 25, 2010

Sunday, October 03, 2010


France's greatest fundamentalist terror threat

The US government should probably issue a second travel warning. Well, I'm warning you all, stay away from this battleground of conservatives vs. libertines in France.

What Type Are You?

Saturday, October 02, 2010


Fun times on the high seas.

Friday, October 01, 2010

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Friday, September 24, 2010


Let them eat cake

Or trifle, or mincemeat pies or whatever.

Founding Daddy (as in, "who's your?")

"Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement."


Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Monday, September 13, 2010


(1) This year was the 80th fête de l'humanité, a giant communist festival outside of Paris where each region's communist party sets up a booth with petitions, speeches, pamphlets and cute communist puns. But it's also just a big music festival with a lefty spirit, basically more disgustingly innovative dreadlocks, Palestinian flags and nice people than the Euro-bro summer music festival I went to last month.

(2) So, in this setting, this makes perfect sense: an old French rock star, Jacques Dutronc, starts singing one of his classic songs called "J'aime les filles" or "I love girls." From the extreme distance of where I am sitting from the stage I can't see much, but suddenly notice a small red blob on the stage that is not in any of the shots projected onto the giant screen. It kind of looks like a midget? Well, yes it is. Finally, Jacques introduces this tiny woman in a ridiculous red dress as Stéphanie, his "porte-bonheur" and "mascotte" (good-luck charm and mascot). Then she tells some jokes.

The only clip I could find is the end of the song, where, gotta show love for the Corsicans by holding up that Corsican flag your midget keeps in her pocket?
So I guess its just cultural differences, but even the crunchiest of the Frenchies didn't seem to find this a little fucked up. I guess France is a little behind the US, what with all our more enlightened little people entertainment. Or keeping midgets as mascots has always been more of a European thing.

Thursday, September 09, 2010

Tuesday, September 07, 2010

Note To Terrorists

Leave New York City alone. Feel free to blow the hell out of Florida.

Sunday, September 05, 2010

Dear Hollywood...

You know how you turn every TV show from the 70's into a movie these days? Please Vishnu Jesus Allah Crom Yahweh let this be next.

Friday, August 27, 2010

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

No Manhattan!

Who can cab drivers pick up anymore? Now that white guys are a threat, white women are the last demographic that can safely be allowed in NYC taxi cabs - though Wayans style trickeration might make this unwise.

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Thank God For Iran

For keeping the nintendo-style bad guy aesthetic live and in effect.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

How to be ridiculous

This type of silly urban planning is such a better idea than building exclusive, tree-shaped islands.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

RUN, just fucking run

Oh my fucking god IT HAS HANDS!!! GIANT HAAAANDS!!!

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Monday, August 09, 2010

Saturday, August 07, 2010

Robots, pyramids

This can only end in awesome.
*a friend suggested reading the comments. You won't regret it.

Sunday, August 01, 2010

News Item of the Week!!!!!!!

From the Southern California desk of Cackamasaurus: So another week of stories coming across my desk about our failing government, failing economy, failing environment, failing entertainment industry, our failing sports culture. So corrupt and destitute is the American cultural landscape these days it seems unfathomable that one might cull a story of hope and redemption out of the sewage heap that we wallow in. The storm clouds of hopelessness and cynicism have hung heavy over our heads for what seems like an eternity now. The heroes of yesterday, those singular individuals that punch rays of sunshine through the vast dreariness overhead seem to have disappeared from our lives completely. Then this motherfucker shows up and its clear skies for a far as the eye can see.... Thank you New Jersey.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Monday, July 26, 2010

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Where's Dershowitz Now?

Dear Professor Dershowitz,

I understand that you can't help every murderer and child molester that comes along, but I promise you that if you get me off, you'll seal the deal as the greatest defense attorney of all time.

It wouldn't even be that hard.  You could just use the playbook from the Epstein case. I basically did a lot of the same stuff, with the importing of children from overseas to have sex with and all.

What does a child rapist have to do to get some pro-bono up in this piece?

Kevin Ricks

Thursday, July 22, 2010

A question for the Oklahoma City readership

Visit for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

Can you recommend a store that stocks some PRO-secular socialist siding, windows, and roofing? That's more what I'm in the market for these days.

Add This One To The "No-Shit" File

"workers on the Deepwater Horizon ... feared reprisals if they reported mistakes or other problems."

2 Live Crew Should Stay Away From Israel

"He told reporters that he is known by friends and family by the nickname Dudu, which is more commonly used by Jews called David."

You're Not Helping

In case you are not familiar with Alan Dershowitz, he is the "legal genius" that helped free O.J. back in the middle-ages (which is the modern term for the mid-nineties).  A few months ago Al (as I call him), in response to some Catholic dude's crazy rant about how "the jewish media" is to blame all the priest child rape hubub, took on the Catholic Church for being anti-semitic.  

Though making this point is as redundant as calling Henry Ford "anti-Chevy," sometimes it is useful to restate the obvious.  

I only wish that Al had thought back to his first year in law school and adopted the unclean hands doctrine to his public discourse - which basically says don't talk shit if you're covered in shit.  Why, you ask, am I comparing Al to a steaming pile of shit? 

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

It Must Be Hard For The Tea Baggers

Not the part where they got Shirley Sherrod fired by editing her comments, turning a story about overcoming racial animosity into a story about how she herself is a racist.

Rather, the fact that by bringing light on how the Roger Sooner's family farm was saved by big government (not the eponymous website that "broke" the video) with the help of "friend for life" Shirley Sherrod, they are forced to acknowledge the fact that white people can be welfare recipients too.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Front page news and important scientific discoveries.

In my office, one is expected to be well-informed and to participate in intelligent conversation based on the big news stories of the day. You bet we are all well-versed in the latest on the Polish presidency and the kidnapping of Iranian scientists and the like. This article, which appeared smack in the middle of the front page of the New York Times website this morning (Paris time) was today's main topic of conversation, and I found I was able to add some pertinent insight into the subject thanks to this BBC article. Thank goodness it's so easy to turn to major news sources for quick access to important world news.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Awesome new video

Dear Jewel, I love your new video! It is soooo funny, definitely WAY more funny than die. When you put on brown hair, and a big hooked nose, and padded out your waist and butt and stuff? I was like, that is RIDICULOUSLY FUNNY, because everyone knows that you are blonde, and have small facial features, and are on the cover of Shape Magazine in a bikini this month talking about how someone called you chubby once and that made you sad and therefore everyone should love their body but most importantly demonstrating that you are TOTALLY NOT chubby anymore AT ALL. An unexpected contrast - that's what makes something funny.

And then when you started to sing, and your voice sounded like a professional singer? Everyone was like nuh-UH, it doesn't even make any sense that someone who looks like that could have a good voice! You took it beyond funny to mind-blowing! Commenters on Jezebel were tearing up like you were the second coming of Susan Boyle.

I think it could have been EVEN funnier though. Here's my idea - Instead of calling yourself 'Karen,' you should have gone with 'Jewess' - get it? Jewel / Jewess? I think your new audiences would really have appreciated that. But whatever, we all got what you meant anyway, like with that giant Jew nose you put on and then pointed to!!!! Hahaha I was rolling on the floor laughing, as they say!

But then I got kind of serious, thinking about the deeper message. I mean there are actual people, somewhere out there, who have big, knobby noses, and BROWN hair (I know, ew, I can barely stand it), and a gross mooshy butt that like, jiggles all over the place when they get out of the shower and oh my god wouldn't you just want to DIE if that was you???? And some of them have to work in offices selling things? Can you imagine? It is just so... sad. I almost stopped rolling on the floor and then I was just kind of laughing.

I know that YOU live on a ranch in Texas, Jewel, and that is because you have a graceful soul that can only live in big outdoorsy places, a songwritery soul full of songs that yearn to be free, songs that could never sell frozen foods like 'Karen' does, only razors. And instead of sitting on that ever-expanding butt (or should I say tush, because, again, come on, JEWESSES) in a stuffy, sad, climate-controlled office, you are probably out clearing brush, because you are Country now I think?, or if not that, then posing in a bikini on Miami Beach, because that seems pretty simple to do, and what's simple is true.

And it's like, maybe all those people have a pretty thin blonde lady who writes poems, like INSIDE them? Like a JEWEL. Like a DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH. Inside them. And you are just doing a service to all those people, by being the physical manifestation of the pretty and famous person they all want to be. And in the video you not only allow brown-haired people to be around you (did you touch them??? I hope not Jewel), but you show them that anyone can do anything, no matter what they look like. Well, OK, you do not show them that, because then you come back into the karaoke bar without The Nose and reveal that you are Jewel, the blonde singer, who by the way has a new album coming out. But still, it must be pretty inspirational for those kinds of people to learn that Jewel can sound JUST LIKE Jewel, even while wearing glasses.

Funny or Die? More like funny or DEEP.

P.S. Karen is totally an ugly-girl name, so still a pretty good choice. And of course that goes for all variations on its spelling.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Thursday, July 01, 2010

Only After Being Told He Couldn't Coach the All-Star Team Exclusively

You can't cry to the media when you don't get the last muffin at breakfast, so retirement didn't suit him. Maybe coach the Harlem Globetrotters? They've got a pretty winning record and the book you write bashing them can be called The Last Season (I Coached the Biggest Assholes in Basketball, So This Is a Little Better, But I'm Still the Single Biggest Asshole in Basketball). Or is that title too long to fit on the spine?

Putting the "Killer" Into The Whale

If I had to spend years in SeaWorld, or Florida, I would probably become a psycho killer too. At least this time they didn't kill the poor beast - turns out it's worth too much.

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Hey Michigan Ladies

Any SWF's ISO a SAC?

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

"I Ain't Related To No Monkey!!"

You sure about that?

parisian dogs

Mostly Paris is filled with a lot of what people affectionately like to call shit-eaters. Leashless little barky things. Then once in a while, you come across these guys.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Serious Journalism

They crazy in the Middle East. In case you didn't already know. Apparently, they'll shoot you if you fuck with hummus.

The Choice Is Yours

1) Get paid, Black Sheep, you deserve it. Wolf in Sheep's Clothing is the best. 2) Why are there hamsters? If indeed they're not guinea pigs or hyraxes or some other species. For real, can anyone explain the hamsters?

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Sign One Trillion I'm Turning Into an Old Man

I honestly don't know whose side to take. The majority of my day is spent thinking most people should get punched in the face for even smaller infractions - wearing the same color hat and shirt is a big one - so I'm leaning towards the cop. Is it so hard to cross the street correctly? On the other hand, cops probably have better ways to earn their pay? Oy vey, this was much easier when I was a teenager.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Obama's Space-Katrina (Getting A Jump On The RIght Wing)

Why hasn't Obama done something about this?  The warning signs are there and he has refused to act.  I don't know if this is the socialist or the Hitler half of him not acting, but the government needs to do more to protect people from space.

Also, abolish taxes, and science is the devil.

"They Should Never Have Given Those [People] Money"

Apparently, "Afghanistan is sitting on mineral resources worth $1 trillion," which is the equivalent of Saudi Arabia's oil wealth.  
At first blush this seems like potentially great news.  Maybe an influx of money could spur development and stability in Afghanistan.  
Then again, look what all that oil money has bought: persecution of gays and women, breastmilk fatwa's,  9/11, and let us not forget the plethora of silly buildings.  
Hey, here's an idea.  Lets not interfere in the middle-east.  After all, we don't have many cultural ties or much historical understanding of the region.  We might end up being seen as greedy imperialists or, even worse, as invading crusaders.  Best leave this one alone.

Monday, June 14, 2010

Friday, June 11, 2010

Thursday, June 10, 2010


Cackamasaurus has a twitter account.  Email me if you want the password so you can tweet with the twits.

I Think She's Been Eating at Ye Olde Burger Barne


"I'm very healthy. I go to the doctor every three months," she said.  And I go to chinatown every three months.  Does that make me a chinaman?

With a Face Like That?

Guess what.  It gets creepier.

“the man should take the milk, but not directly from the breast of the woman"

Never mind being raised in a viciously religious theocracy.  Give a boy a Koran and enough free time, and his mind will inevitably go to titties.  This "Milk Sheik" has nothing on Dave Chappelle when it comes to breast milk comedy though.

Chappelle's Show
Making the Band
Buy Chappelle's Show DVDsBlack ComedyTrue Hollywood Story

Saturday, June 05, 2010

"I Blow Me"-Shooby Taylor

Making The Impossible Possible

The label "sellout" is almost nonsense in this postmodern world. But every once in a while it is actually applicable.  Sir Elton John has managed to do it.  
Also, is it only singers, actors, and other fancy types that become knights these days?  I wonder if Sir Gawain would consider the writing of "Candle In The Wind" worthy of dubbing.

The Definition of Creepy (in picture form)

Tuesday, June 01, 2010

"the parents motivation to get Aldi to quit wasn't ... from ... the risk to his health, but more from the cost"

Could Jerry Be Right?

I don't usually go for the "God is punishing you" theory of disastrous events (e.g. boobquake), however, this one looks like a hit job by the G-man himself.  Volcano + Hurricane + Sinkhole, they must have angered God, Allah, and L. Ron.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Michael Jordan 1 Hitler 0

Michael Jordan is the most competitive living human. He is notorious for holding grudges against anyone who even came close to doubting his abilities. He would go so far as to invent slights against him as a source of motivation. My question is, what asshole told him "even you couldn't pull off a Hilter moustache?"

Monday, May 17, 2010

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Monday, April 26, 2010

Life is tough

Put things into perspective. Some people out there are really suffering.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Let Us Never Forget

Right-wing, fundamentalist, retardo-Christians don't have a monopoly on stupidity.  Apparently God (Allah) quit doing miracles a long time ago and all he has left is random smiting of the already oppressed.  Dick move God.  Dick move.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Have cackamasaurus readers seen these pictures?

This does zero to diminish my longstanding yearning to wake up tomorrow in Iceland. The geography/geology are from a map on the front leaf of a fantasy novel, and everyone is attractive and/or Bjork.

Fuck a Goddam Tomato

For a few years now I thought that Rotten Tomatoes was maybe worth not taking a deuce on.  Well ... no.  31% are you fucking kidding me!?  FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCKYOU!

Friday, April 16, 2010

Bitch-Ass Billionairs Blow

What do people, aside from "half-hookers," see in Tiger Woods?  He has always been a bottle-fed punk. He is a Phil Jackson type - someone who has the odds in his favor, yet has to whine and moan about how everyone is against him.
I guess that the "chip on your shoulder" mentality is motivation for some people, but there is no excuse to idolize these douche dribblers.
Why does it take a car crashing skankapalooza for people to realize that Tiger Woods is weak?  I wonder if old "Iron Hip" Phil Jackson is owning any waitress ass?

The Beginning of the Opposite Scetches

Duh duh doy.

Friday, March 26, 2010

I Quit

Goodnight folks, I'm outta here. This is not an Onion article, there is no hope.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Alex Chilton

About 10 years ago I went to see Alex Chilton with a friend who knew him from way back when. I got so drunk she introduced me as her retarded little brother and he patted me on my head - as you would do a retarded little brother. One of my favorite memories. RIP

Monday, March 15, 2010

It's Water Into Wine, Not Tongue Into Eye

Science once again perverts God's perfect temple. This is most definitely not in His image. I'm sure if you look hard enough (not with your tongue!!) you can find it in the bible. What's next, a vaccine for polio?

Friday, March 12, 2010

vagabonds are sexier than beggars

Homeless chic: a strange and annoying trend that keeps getting more absurd.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Yes, Florida is getting back in the game with a vengeance. I wonder if the 3D-avant-garde-rockumentary-slash-trenchant social critique that I produce about this incident will qualify for state funding? It will be a tough call... having your ex-husband drive you to a date with your boyfriend might fall under 'non-traditional,' but being willing to die for a properly groomed bikini line shows serious commitment to traditional gender roles.
P.S. If you can think of a Bush / Florida pun to go with this story that is actually funny, I will give you two dollars. It is hard!

"pro-family, not anti-gay"

Don't gay people have families?

Or are they all disembodied souls from the "Galactic Confederacy?"

There used to be an anti-Florida thread going on this blog.  Let's bring it back.

Then again, maybe the right wing is jumping the shark here. The audacity of trying to remove the gays from the movie business seems too stupid even for florida republicans (probably not).

Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Monday, March 08, 2010


Oops, I mean very very precedented.

Sunday, March 07, 2010

The Future Is Now

Literally and virtually. You just know that kid was the next Tim Tebow.

Monday, March 01, 2010

The answer is "fuck no."

Today the NYT asked the question "Are We Prepared for an 8.8 Quake?" 
Is this a serious question?  
Besides the obvious instance of hurricane Katrina - a threat we knew would happen - owning our shit, we have consistently shown that we're not prepared for light-weight Nature like gravity and lightning.
We are certainly not ready for "one of the strongest [earthquakes] in recorded history." 
If we get an 8.8 earthquake, the Haitians are going to have to send their f'ing rafts to rescue our asses.  
How do you say "heck of a job" in Creole?

Friday, February 26, 2010

Sorry, Warren Beatty

Next time I have a major secret to reveal, I will definitely consider whispering it backwards on my comeback album. Oh, and leaking it to The Sun before the album even comes out, totally ruining the reveal. Confidential to Cackary Taylor: start practicing.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Train Market

someone sat on their logic-colored glasses

I might be a little behind the times (or in Europe) here, but I just heard about this (former) ESPN blogger/ FOOL.

Though wait... now that I see through my stupid-scented binoculars, I guess was kind of dumb of them to just put all those 10 million people on that half of an island like that. What were they thinking? (almost tempting to wonder who he thinks "they" might be, but it's just too dumb)

Monday, February 22, 2010

Hammerfall - Hearts On Fire (Curling Version)

Stop it Switzerland (Libya is crazy)

The Swiss just don't seem to understand the ways of the world. Directors and Qaddafis are not to be held responsible for crime. In response to the cute Swiss attempts to enforce their "law," the Libyans have fired back with ten times the revenge.

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Hey Wikipedia...

...gimme back my ten bucks that you needed so badly.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Stupid Pants

Europeans love them.

Monday, February 15, 2010

No hands

A bread courier in Cairo. I wish I had skills.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Dear God, No!

A dark day at cackamasaurus.

Monday, February 08, 2010

How slaves are hurting the Gulf

Sure, foreign laborers are treated like slaves so that Dubai can have fancy towers and spoiled children. But they don't even try to fit in and they're ruining the girls. They're corrupting society (which they built).

Sunday, February 07, 2010

More Bad Apples

The freedom fighting teacher in NYC are taking a stand against terrorism.  A preemptive strike against graffi-terrorism.

Friday, February 05, 2010

Now this... change I can believe in...

Can The State of California Get a Mulligan?

At first I thought that W. was enough to make us all realize that modern politics had gone too far;  then there was Dutch's - following point-man Blain's - gubernatorial bid; then a borderline psychopath, who went to four different colleges that were all worse than mine (which is hard), almost became VP; and now we have demon sheep.  Am I missing something?  Does the concept of something being stupid just not exist to most people?  All of this is to say that hopefully now, finally, the time has come to quit and start over.  What's next ... Chevrolet? (only 3 people will get this last joke.  Sorry if you are not one of them)

Thursday, February 04, 2010

Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Castle in a haystack

"Farmer loses High Court fight to save hidden castle "

This story is just like a fairytale. If only farmer Fidler knew how to spin straw into gold, maybe he could save his secret castle from the terrible government planning inspector.

Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Remember When The Republicans Were AGAINST Political Correctness?

Well not any more.

I guess Palin has to represent for her son base.

Sunday, January 31, 2010

If you think robbing a bank is hilarious......

...then braining Norman Mailer with a hammer should further brighten your day.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Fat Guys Finish First (i.e. Alive)

I know the Brittany Murphy beat is old news, but Jesus Christ her husband was a fat piece.  It must have been competition, not anorexia, that made her so freakishly skinny.

Finally Something Hilarious

I've been depressed and generally pessimistic about everything lately.  Until this happened.  Lesson learned - don't take life too seriously.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Pro-Life (more like "projected 4th round draft pick"-Life)

Our friend Tim Tebow is doing a pro-life superbowl commercial. The story goes that his mom's doctor advised her to get an abortion when she was pregnant with fetal-tim. She refused. And, thanks to the glory of god, the christ-child was born - making the world a better place, and abortion evil for potentially destroying what has come to be.

The only problem with this as an anti abortion message is that it's too easy to flip it on it's head. How many child molesters, murderers, and yankees fans' mom's should have had abortions? Are two BCS championships really worth Jeffrey Dahmer, Hitler, etc.?

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Liberté Égalité Shinobé

"They travelled in disguise to other territories to judge the situation of the enemy"
The French are banning yet another form muslim garb.  They claim that the burka is "contrary to the values of the Republic".  I agree that it should be banned, but for totally different reasons.  The French see it as a betrayal of their egalitarian values - I see it as a clear violation of my antininjarian values.  It's a national security issue.


As you all (all 5 of you) know, I love a good-old american fall from grace.  My favorite so far, and what I believe is the platonic ideal, is the movie "Overnight" -  a must-see for those of you who appreciate comeuppance.  I'm not sure how I feel when it comes to the decline of our fine country though.  That being said, this article rings true.  It makes the point that our government is actually a really old organization, way older than most - and most organizations don't last that long without going stale and failing.  It kind of leaves you feeling somewhere between total hopelessness and cautious optimism, which - honestly - is better than I feel about "The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day."

Monday, January 25, 2010

The Less You Know, The More You Comment

Well, if some extra-dimensions could wipe-out one quintillion factor (?!?) of LHC safety expected - what we can expect about theory of Hawking radiation? "

I normally have a 'don't read' policy for comments after news articles, but here is an exception.

Ignorant commenting on political matters makes me depressed and enraged.  However, the same ignorance and insanity is funny when it comes to science.  It's also an interesting article if you have a soft spot for particle physics.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Friday, January 22, 2010

New Links

I've added some new links.  Check out the netflix map link. It's especially funny to look at what neighborhoods rent Tyler Perry movies in Minneapolis.

Khalid "Shake" Mohammed

Iran on Thursday denied reports a minister exchanged a rare handshake with his Israeli counterpart at a tourism fair in Spain, a state news agency said on Thursday.

This has gone too far.  Wanting to wipe a country off the map is one thing, but shirking polite formalities is simply not right.

Another Glorious Fall

This came out a few weeks ago.  On the level of great self-imposed destructions.

A Theological Question

When did Jesus say that you have to put Bible verses on everything?

Bad Week for Arms Dealers

I know the focus of the world is on the devastation in Haiti, but there are other victims as well.  For example, arms dealers are being unfairly persecuted by the muslim, socialist administration.  First, the bible was banned from out troops' gunsights. Now, the FBI is arresting the patriotic core of our entrepreneurial class - Gun Dealers - for giving bribes to undercover FBI agents pretending to be representatives of an unidentified African country.  This policy destroys decent American businesses (i.e., it's a 'job-killer'), it also undermines the ability of freedom-loving Africans, to spread their freedom.