Saturday, November 28, 2009

Is Nothing Sacred?

More to the point: is nothing in this stupid world not a giant fucking scam? (Answer: no)

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Get a New Name

Yours truly,

-Tank Dent

Jesus of Suburbia

You know what? I don't mind Green Day. I really don't. They're actually pretty good for what they are and that song "Jesus of Suburbia" is kind of awesome. So, in conclusion: Green Day not bad. They've got nothing on this kid, though.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Monday, November 23, 2009

Poll: which is sadder and emptier?

a) The Hard Rock Park entertainment complex in Myrtle Beach, S.C., a "55-acre rock 'n' roll theme park" which was built for $400 million and immediately went bankrupt. It sits directly adjacent to the giant abandoned mall where Rockettes rehearse the touring version of the Radio City Christmas Spectacular.

b) Gov. Mark Sanford, who improperly used state funds to "transport family members to the 'soft' opening of the Hard Rock Park entertainment complex in Myrtle Beach, S.C." Among other things, of course.

...and the Flipside

Is it a valid excuse to beat your parents because you want them to age slower?

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Almost Perfect

Apparently after all this time experts have finally found a negative side to child abuse. Who knew?

Not going to South Africa

Some are taking it better than others

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

"Nopes! He didn’t slap her back"

Oh, Okay

Well that should pretty much fix everything.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Monday, November 16, 2009

Take anything you want

Whiney blogger meets whiney dog.


OK folks. This year has only 88 posts so far. If we continue at the current pace, we will be the least productive year to date. I suggest that everyone attempt to post once per week until the end of the year. And invite some new people who don't suck (sorry Topeka).

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Laughing Baby

Hoe v. Wade

1 The trial transcript quotes Ms. Hayden as saying Murphy called her a snitch bitch “hoe.” A “hoe,” of course, is a tool used for weeding and gardening. We think the court reporter, unfamiliar with rap music (perhaps thankfully so), misunderstood Hayden’s response. We have taken the liberty of changing “hoe” to “ho,” a staple of rap music vernacular as, for example, when Ludacris raps “You doin’ ho activities with ho tendencies.”

Page 2. Footnote 1, U.S. v. Murphy.

Saturday, November 07, 2009

Monday, November 02, 2009