Monday, October 26, 2009

Beck! Are You Listening?

Please, please follow this lead.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Office Lady Rape: Devouring the Giant Tits

Do yourself a favor and read the name of every single movie in the Release Title section. They're gonna hafta create a new Oscar category.


Call the UN because this was a massacre.

Friday, October 16, 2009

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Sunday, October 11, 2009


Why is this meant to be surprising, and this isn't?

Saturday, October 10, 2009

The Aspirational Peace Prize

Why did Obama get the Nobel again?
Because he fixed Iraq? Afghanistan? Iran? Israel/Palestine? Healthcare?


They talked about nuclear disarmament, but last I checked we still have 5000+ nuclear bombs. If wanting to do shit but not having the ability was enough to get a prize, then give cackamasaurus the fucking Pulitzer. Give M. Night Shymalan a dozen oscars. This piece prize seems more like a dare - "Here's the prize, betcha wont live up to it."

Wait. Didn't Henry Kissinger win the goddam Nobel?

Yup, and Crash won the fucking oscar.

I'll be expecting delivery on that Pulitzer. And M. Night, don't give up the M. fight!

Please Christ Let This Be True!!!

My faith will be restored if somehow this world is populated by women who are into wussies and can't get pregnant.

Friday, October 09, 2009

You Can't Make This Up, Folks

Something tells me the kids were gonna be pretty fucked up even if this didn't happen.

Monday, October 05, 2009

Thursday, October 01, 2009

I knew these guys were [like me]

Effective sure, but about as gay as Brasky's wardrobe.