Thursday, August 27, 2009

While in Germany there were these folks with self tanner that were trying to look Indian. I was not convinced. There was also this puppet snake and a sexy snake dance involved.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Criminal Contempt

Donald Perry must be the most patriotic guy of all time. First he imports workers from Peru (10 pts), houses them in sub-hobo conditions (20 pts) and breaks the overtime and minimum wage laws (no points, that's just baseline economy-stimulating good citizenship). THEN, when they run away and file a Fair Labor Standards Act claim, he goes on a rampage trying to get these guys deported by calling New York State Police, UnitedStates Attorney General John Ashcroft, Homeland Security, the Department of Labor, the New York State Attorney General, and local radio, accusing them of being "illegal alien sympathizers of the International Maoist Terrorist Organization known as the Sendero Luminosa and have formed their own “sleeper cell” in the United States" (bing bing bing bing zzzzpflllfffrrght you broke the point machine!). That is the TRIFECTA right there. You have to be SO PATRIOTIC to call your farmworkers illegals, terrorists, AND communists.
(this case is a great read--there is so much more)

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Rap Battle

Watch Marv-O introduce these two very talented gentlemen 'envy' and eli (from the class 2005).

Saturday, August 01, 2009

The Worst Person In the World Redux

Whatever happened to Worst Person In the World on Cack? Time to dust it off because every baseball season this steaming pile of shit makes a run at the crown daily. He's the man Red Sox message board Sons of Sam Horn describes as "The Worst Announcer in the History of Announcing Things." How can someone make something as cool as a steal of home or a perfect game so unbearable? As David Cross says about Creed, "I would rather hear the death rattle of my only child than listen to that fuckin' shit." At least it's nice to know I'm not the only one. Sorry White Sox, I love your manager, but I hope you lose every game ever until that Homer is thrown into Lake Michigan with an anvil tied around his ankle.