Monday, June 29, 2009

Piece of Strange

So being against adultery = taking a heroic stand ? Or is that just according to the same people who are genuinely thrilled to bits because someone who once worked in the finance industry also makes cookies sometimes?

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Perpetual motion...

as long as fossil fuels continue to power the escalator. But still, cool.

Sorry Vida Blue...

...(and Coco Crisp and Milton Bradley), but there's a new best named player in baseball.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Better Than Normal

It must be somewhat bittersweet for the Republican party when one of their ranks is caught having an affair with a member of the opposite sex. "You blew it, but at least it wasn't a male prostitute's ween. Thanks for that."

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

yoo can't always get what yoo want

It's official: lawyers aren't as special, as smart, as interesting (or as immune from prosecution) as they think.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

I always think it's weird when anti-Semites are also Holocaust deniers. If you think Jews need to be mass-murdered, why get all undermine-y about a pretty successful attempt at that? Just own your mass-murdering heritage, people. Anyway, this essay* really clears all that up.

*By a guy who's given me new respect for all those hypocrites who would never actually act on their beliefs.

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

"Happy World Oceans Day"?! That's not an appropriate response to this picture. Unless coming face to face with the giant squishy nexus where terror meets revulsion makes you happy.

Friday, June 05, 2009

A Very Sad Truth

This is a horrible, heartbreaking tragedy. Also, if your daughter is named Nevaeh, you are a fucking asshole.

Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Monday, June 01, 2009

If humans are pattern-recognizing creatures with brains that work by making narrative sense out of the world. . . that goes a long way towards explaining the comments* that used to be on this page before they took it down 'due to traffic.' Anything, even an act that breaks the biggest taboos,** has to be woven back into the pattern.

he was meant to die, cuz of god; i prayed for him to die, but oh noes, i didn't know god would do it this way; god is just playing a complicated trick on me and my anti-abortion friends; this is perfectly logical and basically the ghosts of dead babies did it (also a few 'all killing is bad' types, probably wusses who would have told Jesus to use magic and fly away instead of getting crucified).
**murdering a guy. in church.