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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

It gets worse

This crazy ass dog

As I sit here in Chicago and get drunk off of icehouse this is what I give to you.

Jose Canseco fights a giant Asian man in a mixed martial arts contest.

Seriously.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

The Worst Person in the World Just Won


the NBA Draft Lottery.  Normally this would be good news because you know they would make the wrong choice.   Sadly however, there is only one choice to make this year...in the entire draft.  Literally, this draft has only one player in it.  I am not lying.  Blake Griffin is the only player in the draft this year.  Anyways, back to today's nomination for THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

"Out of all people in America...


...and of all people in the world, it had to happen to me."

Sunday, May 17, 2009

How the fuck?!

Is this dipshit not fired?

Friday, May 08, 2009

All My Single Ladies ...

Don't marry a guy named Peterson!

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Don't Call It a Comeback...

...I've been here for years. (and a little bit, why not)