Monday, April 27, 2009

If the homos can choose to be gay...

...then I guess this isn't brain-rupturingly hypocritical. Or is it? I'm confused. What does my bible say?

Thursday, April 09, 2009

Is Up Down?

Alberto Gonzales...

John Yoo...

"may be subject to immediate arrest."

I might start going to church.

To Celebrate He Had the Barber Give Him a Derek Jeter

Headline that seems like it's from the Onion, but is actually real.