Monday, March 30, 2009

Monday, March 23, 2009

Fortune Cookie Say:

Crash plane into cemetery, save money on hearse.

Born To Die

Probably should have seen this coming.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Spring Training

I will literally do anything to avoid it.

Why... I bald and this asshole has a full head of flowing hair? Uh, also, please don't rape babies.

Monday, March 02, 2009