Monday, October 27, 2008

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This Must Be Where Obama Gets His Communist Ideas From

"The necessaries of life occasion the great expense of the poor. They find it difficult to get food, and the greater part of their little revenue is spent in getting it. The luxuries and vanities of life occasion the principal expense of the rich, ... It is not very unreasonable that the rich should contribute to the public expense, not only in proportion to their revenue, but something more than in that proportion."

-Adam "Pinko" Smith

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

The War On Drugs

I guess it's working well in Mexico too.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Great Schlep

Electioneering at its finest.
The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.
- John Kenneth Galbraith

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Ode to Sean Hannity

Ode to Sean Hannity
by John Cleese

Aping urbanity
Oozing with vanity
Plump as a manatee
Faking humanity
Journalistic calamity
Intellectual inanity
Fox Noise insanity
You’re a profanity

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

About that Abortion Thing...'re supposed to do it before the kids are born.

Sore Loser

And it must have felt like déjà vu to some of the Angels, who were swept by Boston a year ago in the first round. But Lackey wanted none of it.

"It's way different than last year," said Lackey, who was 0-1 with a 2.63 ERA in two starts this postseason. "We are way better than they are. We lost to a team not as good as us."

"[On Sunday] they scored on a pop fly they called a hit, which is a joke," said Lackey, referring to a popup that was misplayed into three runs. "[On Monday], they score on a broken-bat ground ball and a fly ball anywhere else in America [except in Fenway Park]. And [Pedroia's] fist-pumping on second like he did something great."

John Lackey, the ugliest man in sports

Saturday, October 04, 2008

Friday, October 03, 2008

Blast From the Past

Remember me? I'm back.