Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Payback's A Bitch

This is what you get for that facial hair.  

Make sure to read until the line, "When the friend made a comment about the vomit ..."

2008 Election Results!

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Monday, February 25, 2008

Not Quite Monkey News

What a place to die.

Monkey News

Best headline ever

Hey Kids!

Despite having the "Number One People's Hospital," I would advise all children to STAY AWAY FROM CHINA.  

Squirrels Beware

Why has the world declared war on all grey animals?


Thursday, February 21, 2008

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Is This A Problem?

It also is known as the "blackout game," "passout game," "scarf game" and "space monkey," the CDC said.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Fuck Iran ... They're Bush-League

The CIA and NASA have teamed up. Using new technology, they have discovered a new, as yet unforeseen, Al-Quaeda link. This is where we are going to war next.


This is what I have been waiting for my entire life.

Steve Ballmer

Let Me Guess ...

This was made by rich, white kids.



The Day We Feared

Scientologists are taking it to the street.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Monday, February 11, 2008


Saturday, February 09, 2008

Thursday, February 07, 2008

Friday, February 01, 2008


Nerds vs. Jocks

The Senate's obsession with professional sports gets dumber. We can only assume Arlen Specter has money on the Giants.