Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Monday, November 24, 2008

"Scientology" and "Sword" is all I need


Hello Saudi Arabia

The most rock'n'roll band in the whole world. A little more about them.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Friday, November 21, 2008

'go ahead and do it, faggot,'

And I thought body-builders were more sensitive.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Let Me Guess

This guy is a Republican.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008



Friday, November 14, 2008

Be Afraid

And you were worried about Nuclear War.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Shock And Outrage

I expect this kind of behavior from Lawyers. NOT from fashion designers.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Get the latest news satire and funny videos at

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Saturday, November 01, 2008

Poor Bastard

I'd rather be an alcoholic.

Monday, October 27, 2008

See more Ron Howard videos at Funny or Die

This Must Be Where Obama Gets His Communist Ideas From

"The necessaries of life occasion the great expense of the poor. They find it difficult to get food, and the greater part of their little revenue is spent in getting it. The luxuries and vanities of life occasion the principal expense of the rich, ... It is not very unreasonable that the rich should contribute to the public expense, not only in proportion to their revenue, but something more than in that proportion."

-Adam "Pinko" Smith

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

The War On Drugs

I guess it's working well in Mexico too.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Great Schlep

Electioneering at its finest.
The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.
- John Kenneth Galbraith

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Ode to Sean Hannity

Ode to Sean Hannity
by John Cleese

Aping urbanity
Oozing with vanity
Plump as a manatee
Faking humanity
Journalistic calamity
Intellectual inanity
Fox Noise insanity
You’re a profanity

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

About that Abortion Thing...'re supposed to do it before the kids are born.

Sore Loser

And it must have felt like déjà vu to some of the Angels, who were swept by Boston a year ago in the first round. But Lackey wanted none of it.

"It's way different than last year," said Lackey, who was 0-1 with a 2.63 ERA in two starts this postseason. "We are way better than they are. We lost to a team not as good as us."

"[On Sunday] they scored on a pop fly they called a hit, which is a joke," said Lackey, referring to a popup that was misplayed into three runs. "[On Monday], they score on a broken-bat ground ball and a fly ball anywhere else in America [except in Fenway Park]. And [Pedroia's] fist-pumping on second like he did something great."

John Lackey, the ugliest man in sports

Saturday, October 04, 2008

Friday, October 03, 2008

Blast From the Past

Remember me? I'm back.

Tuesday, September 30, 2008


Maybe abortion would have been better for these kids?

Monday, September 29, 2008


Maybe abortion would have been better for these kids.

Friday, September 19, 2008

More Lies From the Liberal (science) Media

This is bullshit. The only think the the right wing is afraid of is communism and secret muslims.

Saturday, September 06, 2008

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Dear Science...

...I love the fucking shit out of you, baby!

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Shit goes down tomorrow!

That's right. We are all going to meet mother fucking BIGFOOT tomorrow. Thats right bitches, I did just say MOTHA FUCKIN' B.I.G. foot.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Question, what is the stupidest thing a person can do? Answer below.

This is how these cans should be used. This is what this bitch decided to do with them instead. I myself am still undecided over the best use for these cans of air.

Friday, August 08, 2008

Friday, July 25, 2008

Monday, July 14, 2008

But It's Funny

If you've got it, all else is forgiven.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Monday, June 23, 2008

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Friday, June 20, 2008

Sexy School

Where were these slutes when I was in highschool?

Monday, June 16, 2008

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Friday, June 13, 2008

From Now On

All my hookers will be wearing these.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Guess what these people are...

Jake Flake Snowflake

Don't always agree with Arizona politics, but I'm sad to see such a great name pass.

Cloth Car

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Give Us His Head!

David Stern need to be FIRED.

Charles Barkley for Commisioner!

Tuesday, June 10, 2008







Welcome to the second of my long awaited, video sagas ..

I would like to thank clam pizza for this cherished event..

What a humanitarian!

Monday, June 02, 2008

Friday, May 30, 2008

Thursday, May 29, 2008

And Then Do What?

Did David Stern Die?

This seems as unlikely a notion as the Bush Admin. prosecuting rich people for breaking the law.

Nothing Is Safe From The Evildoers!

Not even our donuts.

Beating Cops

This bitch will put the beat-down on anyone.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Dick Move

Russian political humor

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Monday, May 19, 2008

A Few Bad Apples

Well, that should put an end to police brutality for all time. It's an amazing coincidence that the only 18 bad cops in America happened to be involved in the same stomping.

Friday, May 09, 2008

Least Shocking Detail: Dad's Name

Eighteen doesn't include the girls locked in the basement giving birth to their own sisters.

Thursday, May 08, 2008

Friday, May 02, 2008

Jeremiah Wright is an Egomaniac and a Fucking Asshole!

No story. Just a statement of fact.

Thursday, May 01, 2008

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Da Union

Can You Get That Drunk?

Did you really not know it was bear?

Monday, April 28, 2008

Real Capitalism

Good shit.

Really? You Didn't Know

If you had a dungeon in your basement that only your husband had access to and you happen to have not seen your daughter for 24 years, and (coincidentally) kids  kept appearing out of the basement, wouldn't you at least be suspicious?

Friday, April 25, 2008

We Got It This Time

If at first you don't succeed ...

Is Biting Your Children In The Bible?

Now I know why Tigers (b)eat their young.


New Jack City got jacked.

Thursday, April 17, 2008


I can't imagine this turning into a "farce."

Sunday, April 06, 2008


Only the good die young.

Wednesday, April 02, 2008


Dear Yankees,

This is obscene.



Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Can We Just Start Over?

This might seem minor, but I think it is a sign that we're better off starting the world from scratch.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

With Parents Like These...

...she's better off dead.

The "I" in Team

Just in case you didn't believe the players. Believe the numbers.

Read the Study (note the 24.21 runs per year difference between A-Rod and Jeter)... nice move at shortstop.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Wednesday, March 12, 2008


Buy this record.


"If Jesse Jackson were not black, he wouldn't be in the race,"
- Geraldine Ferraro, 1988

"If Obama was a white man, he would not be in this position."
- Geraldine Ferraro, 2008

Thank you for the enlightening comments on the presidential race.  

I've got a line for you, "If Ferraro was a shih-tzu, she could lick her own cooch."  I think this is a far more relevant statement.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Payback's A Bitch

This is what you get for that facial hair.  

Make sure to read until the line, "When the friend made a comment about the vomit ..."

2008 Election Results!

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Monday, February 25, 2008

Not Quite Monkey News

What a place to die.

Monkey News

Best headline ever

Hey Kids!

Despite having the "Number One People's Hospital," I would advise all children to STAY AWAY FROM CHINA.  

Squirrels Beware

Why has the world declared war on all grey animals?


Thursday, February 21, 2008

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Is This A Problem?

It also is known as the "blackout game," "passout game," "scarf game" and "space monkey," the CDC said.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Fuck Iran ... They're Bush-League

The CIA and NASA have teamed up. Using new technology, they have discovered a new, as yet unforeseen, Al-Quaeda link. This is where we are going to war next.


This is what I have been waiting for my entire life.

Steve Ballmer

Let Me Guess ...

This was made by rich, white kids.



The Day We Feared

Scientologists are taking it to the street.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Monday, February 11, 2008


Saturday, February 09, 2008

Thursday, February 07, 2008

Friday, February 01, 2008


Nerds vs. Jocks

The Senate's obsession with professional sports gets dumber. We can only assume Arlen Specter has money on the Giants.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

God is on a tear

First he takes coffee from Doomie, and now he does this?? Seriously, fuck you God, fuck you to hell.

Monday, January 28, 2008


Now I can't have fucking coffee?!?! Fuck you, God. FUCK YOU!!

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Thursday, January 24, 2008


Seriously, Jenny Topeka CARES!!

Thursday, January 17, 2008


Oh world, sometimes you're so cruel. Other times you're just perfect.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

-- STD Update --

Interesting, but it offers no explanation to the burning sensation I started to feel after that long, crazy night with Brasky...


Thursday, January 10, 2008

Goodnight Sweet Trencherman

Rest in peace, Bozo. How you had diabetes, a weakened heart, and kidney failure will be a mystery for the ages.

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Please, Take My President

Keep him.

Bill Brasky's Recent Doctors Appointment

Back After Brief Hiatus!

Hello everyone,

I am back, after a brief hiatus. Where have I been you ask? Well, what do these two pictures have in common? Can't figure it out? Alright, well my name is really Benjamin Glen Watts, and for the past month or so I was living in Australia...

Friday, January 04, 2008

明和電機 ツクバシリーズ(Manual)

I Change My Mind

There is a God!

With a Face Like That?

And such a good family.  

By the way, where in the Bible does jesus tell us to torture animals?  I guess it's somewhere in the back.

With a Face Like That?

And such a good family.  

By the way, where in the Bible does jesus tell us to torture?

Thursday, January 03, 2008

Guess the Skin Color

Here's a hint: it rhymes with xqwlack.