Tuesday, October 30, 2007

I thought Bill Brasky lived...

...somewhere other than NJ. Hmm, strange.

Monday, October 29, 2007

Friday, October 26, 2007

Plan C

Q: What Is So Low It's Practically Underground?

Is nothing below these steaming piles of shit? If only there was some sort of federal emergency management agency that could help them.

Don't forget, I can buy and sell your ass a thousand times

Man, I really believed his story too...

I bring you sluts!

The only time I have ever wished to be in middle school again...

He Didn't Fall...

...he was just trying to get closer to hell with Halloween around the corner.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Israel Is Smart

I mean hey, this plan is working in Baghdad.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Mitt Wrongney

As if the “Reagan Zone of Economic Freedom” isn't insane and scary enough, this guy want's to fight a "global war on terror" against a senator from Illinois.

Monday, October 22, 2007

Best Death All Week, Possibly Year

The last two words make this one. Surinder Singh Bajwa, 52, Indian politician, Deputy Mayor of Delhi, fall after monkey attack.

Friday, October 19, 2007

The Important Thing Is ...

that someone is getting fired for this.

I Think I Might Become A Scientist

I always thought of scientists as pencil-necked geeks, but some of these guys must be all right. Forget evolution, global warming, and all that other crap that god hates. Here is the real science!

Chicken Hawks

Hero of the day.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

What a coincidence...

...I found one in my pants.

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Friday, October 12, 2007

Explosion Series (8/10)

For the Lonely Gentleman...

Google image result for "Jenny Topeka." She loves Star Wars, fellas. Geeks and nerds please send all correspondence or love letters to

Does The World Know? (or care)

I have some beef. Please put my at least third on the list of contributors on the main page. if you are going to bring in a bigtime blogger such as Jenny Topeka you need the world to know.

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Who Do You Think You Are?

As I continue to put gold on the Cack, and also make amazing posts to cackamasaurus, i am troubled by one thing - the boring format of the blog. we, and by we i mean [brasky], need to do a cack facelift so the presentation can match the incredible content (again, my posts).


Star Wars Trumpet

Do Or Die

Too bad Buffy's dead, but Kool Rock-Ski's still alive and probably happy to do it. Not sure why they even bothered with a casting call.

Down with Spam!

No, not that kind of Spam, I am talking about the emails that fool senile older women into sending checks to Nigeria to unlock vast fortunes, housewives to give their husbands' credit card numbers to fake e-bay administrators, and 12 year-old boys to pay crazy amounts of money to see pictures of some Brazilian "model" named Xena. Come to think of it, where the F am I going to get my viagra from now? Fuck a duck.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Not Sure About The Inspiration For This One

Pussy Integrity

The future will be so much fun

Yet another example of how our loving and trustworthy government here in these United States of America is going to be protecting (erasing) our freedoms in the not-so-distant future (thanks Patriot Act!). Anyways, coming to an anti-war rally, political rally, or chili cook-off (keep those recipes hidden) near you, robobugs.

Oh wait, never mind, these are only going to be used to fight terrorism. How foolish of me to think our country would spy on their own citizens.

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Suzyn Waldman: Greatest. Announcer. Ever.

So the Yankees lost, again. I love how in New York this is painted as a monumental upset. Did they not realize that Cleveland had a better record? Or perhaps it is just so inconceivable that another team would be as good, if not better than, these Yankees. Well anyways, at least one good thing came out of this - an extremely embarrassing Suzyn Waldman audio clip.

Still Funny

Monday, October 08, 2007

Cackamasaurus In The Spotlight

It looks like somebody out there actually read this bullshit.

BONUS: "edlova" of the New England Revolution fan forum (obviously a cool dude) thinks I'm a "racist" for hating flopping in the NBA.

Sunday, October 07, 2007

Saturday, October 06, 2007

Cold For Teacher

You know how there all all those hot teachers making out with kids?

Friday, October 05, 2007

Something serious

This is actually a pretty cool web page. I guess there are some guys, with some cameras, in some country called Iraq. I am not really sure why they are there, or what is happening that is noteworthy, but the photos are pretty cool.


Take this North Korea!

Thursday, October 04, 2007

How Surprising

Apparently Lebron James is a Yankees Fan and he's wearing a Yankees hat to Indians' playoff Games.  This is obviously pretty lame.  But, he at least was able to redeem himself by saying that he was also a Cowboys fan and a Bulls fan growing up.  I guess  this is why his team lost to the Spurs, he was clearly rooting for the favorites.

Does the crime justify the penalty?

Poor guy. 'nuf said.

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

YOU Decide:

I can't tell whether this is awesome, or stupid.

Report: Now safe for women to sleep with rats

Now where do you suppose this is going to have to be inserted? Whatever the case, I will gladly sign up to be a test subject.

Two Cheeks On the Same Ass

Not that this is necessarily a bad idea.

This reminds me of my childhood

Maybe Federline should get these kids as well.

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

The United States of America is currently ranked #37 in the world in terms of quality health care humans. But ape care, well, that is a different story. Maybe we should take a clue from the United Kingdom on this one.

Not sure why steroids are prohibited...

...when they clearly don't work.

Not To Be A Nancy-Boy Vegan, But ...

Doesn't the USDA oversee the killing of billions of animals.  Why all the fuss now?

Monday, October 01, 2007

Game over, man! Game over.

No, not a Mets reference, even though their game is very over. This is about something that doesn't suck. Looking at his filmography, with only a few notable exceptions, Bill Paxton pretty much rules.

(Apollo 13 may be good, but I doubt it. Twister is probably hilarious)