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Sunday, April 29, 2007

funny stuff

do you believe in gravity now, steve?

Friday, April 27, 2007

Necrophilia?

will this give the high school kids a sense of caution, or wood?

Monkey News

The Monkeys Don't Stop

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Horse Withdrawal

Monkey News

don't they realize that this will lead to a cyber-monkey uprising?

Saturday, April 21, 2007

How Low Can You Go?

the church cutting out a doctrine because it doesn't make sense is like a dog-fucker cutting out collies so as not to seem like a deviant.

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

The Kid Steals the Show

will ferrell and a small child.

In Case You Thought Texas Went Too Far With the Death Penalty

iran is shithouse crazy! instead of trying to start a war, we should just "bomb" them with porn (public hand-holding). they'd all have to commit suicide.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

How To Know If You're A Nerd

505 Million Years B.C.

War on Terror

this kid should be happy this did not happen in afghanistan, he would have been tortured in gitmo by now. or, even worse, in texas, he would have been executed (if he was black, mexican, or retarded).

Monday, April 16, 2007

Friday, April 13, 2007

RIP

"Men are jerks. Women are psychotic."

-Kurt Vonnegut

that about sums it all up.

Best commercial ever

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Say It Ain't So

he seemed like such a good guy.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Let us Never Forget

canadians can be stupid too.

Monday, April 09, 2007

Arrogance

one of the most influential biologists since darwin
vs.
the gayest christian meth-head of all time

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!

File under: didn't deserve a headline.

Sunday, April 08, 2007

New Iraq PR Campaign

just call the iraqis "bugs."

Who Needs Body Armor?

My Enemy's Enemy

Not that I want him to have a good season or anything, but this is beyond retarded.

Saturday, April 07, 2007

Funny

top notch humor.

Fundamentalist Counter-Culture

Ladies and Gentlemen...

...we have a winner. Stupid has a website. And another one. And another one. Apparently God also hates keeping your message in one place.

Cheney vs. Reality Part 100,000,000,000,001

Cheney (to rush limbaugh): "[Zarqawi] organized the al-Qaeda operations inside Iraq before we even arrived..."

Reality: Zarqawi was not an al-Qaeda member until after the war.

do these kind of lies still work? i guess spewing out this kind of crap on the limbaugh show is just like feeding sweet oxycontin to rush.

American Discontent

a synopsis of the retail music business.

Friday, April 06, 2007

Sink Baby Sink

you had to save the texans.

Wednesday, April 04, 2007