Saturday, March 31, 2007

dar win loses

not only do americans not believe in evolution, they don't even think that scientists believe.

Thursday, March 29, 2007

pat roberson has a law school?

this lady went to pat roberson's law school. and (surprise of surprises) she is a dirty liar. hopefuly she can get pat to talk to god for her. maybe get a tsunami or a flood to bail her out of congressional testimony.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007


technology is the devil

we don't need no techmology! we gots jebus and g-bush.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

does anybody read this blog

there are bloggers out there getting death threats.
and we don't even get threats. : ( [or readers]

equal opportunity deceit

at least the general public are not the only people they lie to.

Up Until This Point... seemed like such a nice place to live.

Monday, March 26, 2007

The colors of a rainbow pretty the sky
Are also on the faces.....of people ..going by
I see friends shaking hands.....sayin.. how do you do
They're really sayin'......I love you.

I see skies of blue

..... clouds of white
Bright blessed days....dark sacred nights
And I think to myself .....what a wonderful world.

this is probably the greatest thing that has ever happened.

sex ed for (by) dummies

im sure there is some retardto-fundamentalist somewhere in kansas who thinks that this is what sex-ed is. luckily there is also some ass-storm-rainbow hippie who thinks that that kind of thing is "just natural, man."

Sunday, March 25, 2007

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Wednesday, March 21, 2007


in nigeria it's the koran, in philly its the ipod. either way, the world is a beautiful place.

How Is This Possible?

How is it possible that Arnold Schwarzenegger has become so awesome? How is it possible that I spelled his name right on the first try? Seriously, I did! Limbaugh is totally Bennett.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

do you believe in erosion?

now you can actually see the grand canyon! this will give the christians a better view of this 3000 year old "creation."

If You're Gonna Die at a Frat Party... least choke to death on your own vomit or get crushed by a 50 foot bonfire. Pussy.


Friday, March 16, 2007

Thursday, March 15, 2007

how to eSCAPE from a charging GOAT

And then he admitted to being Jack the Ripper and then he admitted to stealing my pencil in the third grade and then he admitted to planting false documents illustrating Iraq's WMD's.

Don't Forget Your Hippopotamus Oath

"Excuse me, who makes the rules for your citizens?"

"Oh, the backward and retarded."

Q: How many wrestlers die a month?

A: A lot. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

This is just the tip of the iceberg. Seriously, these people go faster than Spinal Tap drummers.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

The Zen of Stupid.

Phil Jackson officially enters opposite world.

gays in the army

if they love wrong, how can they kill right?

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Friday, March 09, 2007

it might be boring, but...

they do know how to put on a beat-down.

Who would Jesus adulter?

You can't make this stuff up. Shocking behavior from a guy who left his wife while she was dying of cancer.


this school did not go far enough. we must protect children from their own vaginas.

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

mark my words

this will be the death of us all.


is it wrong to molest a 3 year old sexbot?

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

wrath of pat

what did the Indonesians do to provoke pat robertson so badly?

is it gay to have sex a lesbian dressed as dude?

you figure it out.


hopefully we can one day live in a world where gang rape can be discussed openly (to sell things).

worst intuition ever

"She seemed a little disappointed, um, but she seemed to be accepting of that"

-astronaut Bill Oefelein describing his breakup with the woman who "raced cross-country in a diaper to confront her rival."

Monday, March 05, 2007

English, Irish, Scots: They’re All One, Genes Suggest

they say that beauty is skin deep. in this case, ugly is, apparently, genetic.

Killings continue despite Iraq crackdown

this is crazy. don't they know there is a crackdown going on?

american health care

He has had four heart attacks, quadruple bypass surgery, two artery-clearing angioplasty procedures, and an operation to implant a pacemaker

the fact that this guy is still alive proves that america has the best vice-presidential health care system in the world

Performing sex acts on car windshields?

Sounds like a Whitesnake video. There's probably a better way to word this.

Satirical satire satirizing satire satirically.

How to respond to an idiot without going crazy. That's a picture of a faggot, by the way.

Sunday, March 04, 2007

do you like humor?

these guys don't.

treasonous words

why doesn't giulianni's son remember 9/11?

quote of the day

"that is why i put up my myspace page. in case i die"

We Will Never Forget... shitty this is, even though we want to.

Saturday, March 03, 2007

if you see this, you might be gay.

A contoversial business school project.

Obviously I have no idea what business school is about if this is what goes on there, but I still like the pretty pictures. Of course, I could say the same about any book, provided it has pictures.

Friday, March 02, 2007

Firemen often use this technique on cats in trees.

I guess I'll point out that the 25 year old wife has five kids already, because it probably gets overshadowed by the rest of the shenanigans.

Thursday, March 01, 2007

"People, selling People to People"

what is taco bell really up to?

some might think that this video is a sign of poor sanitation. this article might suggest something different.

drunk mick o' the year