Wednesday, February 14, 2007

You think your family's fucked up?

Spread this rumor: the father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter is none other than...Anna...Nicole...Smith's....son, Daniel Wayne Smith. Stifle the vomit, I'm pretty sure it's true. Look, you know how it is, you've been popping pills and in a state of waking unconscious for ten years, how unlikely is it that you accidentally become impregnated by your son? Not that unlikely, in this instance at least.

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