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Wednesday, February 28, 2007

ipod users beware

THE IPOD SOFTWARE AND IPOD SOFTWARE UPDATES ARE NOT INTENDED FOR USE IN THE OPERATION OF NUCLEAR FACILITIES, AIRCRAFT NAVIGATION OR COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS, AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEMS, LIFE SUPPORT MACHINES OR OTHER EQUIPMENT IN WHICH THE FAILURE OF THE IPOD SOFTWARE OR IPOD SOFTWARE UPDATES COULD LEAD TO DEATH, PERSONAL INJURY, OR SEVERE PHYSICAL OR ENVIRONMENTAL DAMAGE.

from apple licence agreement

what's in wolfgang's puck?

"Beyonce Knowles is counting herself lucky for not eating at a Sports Illustrated party in Los Angeles where ... people may have been exposed to hepatitis A by an infected cook working for Wolfgang Puck Catering"

from wikipedia:
"Most commonly transmitted by the orofecal route"

as long as they don't boycott True Lies

Rob Schenk, president of the National Clergy Council, labeled Cameron and his project part of the “Anti-Christian [Ed:jewish?] Hollywood establishment.” He is urging his 90,000 constituents to boycott not only the film and the book, but also to stop watching the Discovery Channel.

These guys have nothing on the ayatollah, he would have sent a terminator after cameron's ass.

no wonder these things blow up like chinese new-year

The hailstorm, which caught the shuttle at the launching pad, caused “the worst damage we have ever seen”

how can it be space-proof if its not hail-proof? get an umbrella for christ's sake!

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

vacation alternatives

try this or the ahmadinejad holocaust-denial tour of germany.

love and marriage

on the theme of not having kids ...

this is gnarly

jesus vs. metroid

a battle for a stupid planet.

We Need More Recreational Activities Like This.....

http://www.yahoo.com/s/518188

So Close


This couldn't at least trigger a heart attack? (Ed. note: How sad is it that in suicide bomber vs. my vice president I root for the suicide bomber? I didn't think anything was lower than the Taliban, but Cheney out evil'd them.)
(Google image result for "Darth Vader on fire." Get it? Me neither.)

Monday, February 26, 2007

how did i miss this?

from last week.

all hail the king


fatty boom boom

UPDTATE: apparently, sharon is in a persistant vegitative state, and therefore cannot wrestle. oh what could have been.
this guy and ariel sharon should sumo wrestle for control of the middle east.

Brown Sugar


Upon hearing this the ghost of Strom Thurmond put a wig on Al Sharpton and tried to have sex with him.

trash for you mind

Sunday, February 25, 2007

might i add...

... NO fat chicks. or blacks, asians, etc.

how times have changed

compare and contrast

future war

the united nations is fighting pirates.

look out vietnam, we might be itchin for more

between this, Afghanistan, and Iraq a part II, have things gotten so bad that we cannot even think of new BS wars to waste our money on? our foreign policy seems to be based on RAMBO plot lines.

injustice

should "an eye for an eye" apply to cats? the death penalty knows no bounds.

Friday, February 23, 2007

Happy 125th birthday Paul

You're finally free to get back to gang raping.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

a military solution

this could be the solution bush needs to get more troops in iraq.

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

ok florida, you got it [the stupid crown] back

as you are all surely aware, virginia has been challenging the stupidity of florida. this shows that they just don't have it in them though.

Hello...

...I'll be dead within the month, or possibly a Scientologist. Not sure which is worse.

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

running out of words

between this and "support the troops," i think that "support" can go on the list with "freedom" as words that have been rendered completely devoid of meaning.

quote of the day

QUOTE: "i would ride a bike before i became a stripper"

CONTEXT: the dr. phil show

you figure it out

Monday, February 19, 2007

the funniest video of all time

more proof on the god thing

celebrity crash contest

if you've ever seen the movie overnight, you know how to appreciate a good celebrity fall from grace. natasha lyonne is up (down) there with the best of them.
"Reportedly, Natasha is suffering from hepatitis C, a heart infection, a collapsed lung and is covered in track marks."
she also threatened to molest her neighbors dog.

Sunday, February 18, 2007

Dead in a month?

Someone just went from not interesting to interesting.

virginia might replace florida

as the stupidest place.

Friday, February 16, 2007

Thursday, February 15, 2007

You Might Be a Gay If...


If you say things like this, well then you just might be gay. Yee haw!!

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Asia-file

Tragic Korean starlet suicide of the month.

Tragic Korean starlet suicide of last month.

Tragic not-Korean starlet heart-attack following car accident of last month.

Tragic Korean starlet heart-attack following car accident of last month.

Stay tuned
.

British and American Children most Disadvantaged

this might be true, but those "advantaged" europeans do not even have the PS3 yet. losers!

You think your family's fucked up?

Spread this rumor: the father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter is none other than...Anna...Nicole...Smith's....son, Daniel Wayne Smith. Stifle the vomit, I'm pretty sure it's true. Look, you know how it is, you've been popping pills and in a state of waking unconscious for ten years, how unlikely is it that you accidentally become impregnated by your son? Not that unlikely, in this instance at least.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Doomie, you schmuck

...you're supposed to vote for competence -- not comedy (* I know you helped put this man in office)

Dem. Rep. Ackerman tells al-Qaeda how to get US out of Iraq

Meanwhile, "mohammad24" is obviously not amused----> It is painfully clear to me that I am not funny nor do I find funny enough news to put on cackamasaurus. Shoot me now. O yea -- and Keith Urban the redneck singer wanna-be LOST extra is suing Keith Urban, a painter from NJ, over the confusion of KeithUrban.com. Suing Keith demands the courts steal keithurban.com from its rightful owner and give it to the shithead millionaire no-shave tan-bed disaster face FOR LIFE....How do you keep a domain for life? What a fuckwit. Personally I don't find anything confusing about that website or its art

Monday, February 12, 2007

a match made in heaven

an international boyfriend for young jessica. that is, if he's in to bigger girls.

name: dakota
age: 5
weight: 212

The Circle of Life

Perfection has been realized.

Smug Meets Stupid

I trust someone who doesn't know how to spell world. Wish this guy would run into Can I Rape You Anally in a dark alley, and then get raped anally.


Andy Reid's kids should play in the NFL

for the Bills

dick cheney in oregon?

any story with the term "shot in face" is worth reading.

Sunday, February 11, 2007

smarter than that wheel-chair guy


in case the video confuses you, see the website.

Saturday, February 10, 2007

You say there is a god ...

here is proof to the contrary.
more proof.

florida might be the stupidest place on the planet

Teenagers taking risque photos of themselves are prosecuted for violating child pornography laws.

anyone out there who beat off in high school better watch out. you are probably guilty of child molestation.

Friday, February 09, 2007

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Vatican paper condemns death penalty as affront to human dignity

these guys really are biting the hand that feeds. christianity wouldn't even exist without the death penalty.

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Tattooed fish, cruel or cool?

niether. it's just stupid.





quote of the day

"Nobody tells this Wookiee what to do," "Chewie" from the "Star Wars" movies said before slamming his head into the guide's forehead.

-Reuters

when jerry springer meets neil armstrong

"Police said Nowak drove from Houston wearing diapers so she would not have to stop to relieve herself, the Associated Press reported. Shuttle astronauts wear diapers during launch and reentry."

"Astronaut to be charged with attempted murder" -LA Times


Sunday, February 04, 2007

Saturday, February 03, 2007

new feature

from now on the "worst person in the world" link will be updated weekly.

why i hate the olympics

besides the pepsi commercials, the sports are BS as well.

Friday, February 02, 2007

Thursday, February 01, 2007

can't get enough

to catch a predator is the best show ever. here is an artistic interpretation that might just be better.

sorry buddy

get some

"What kind of a guy has a screen name 'Can I Rape You Anally'?"

find out here