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Wednesday, December 13, 2006

"joy" ride

"a man stole a bait vehicle* and was able to drive it from Leesburg to Southeast Washington because of technical difficulties. Police eventually got the suspect, minutes after the camera caught him smoking crack and masturbating. He had spent part of his ride urinating in a soda can, then drinking his urine to try to quell a case of the hiccups. He also vomited twice."

-washington post

* a car rigged with cameras and left in a conspicous place to get "stolen." when some poor bastard takes it, the police are alerted, the cameras turn on, the doors lock, and the engine shuts off.

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