Thursday, December 21, 2006

Final 'Potter' Title Announced

i've got one, harry potter and the shitstorm doppler

washington post

Friday, December 15, 2006

why is science always telling me things i hate

this article is trying to say we are all related. as long as i ain't related to the swiss, i'll believe it. otherwise, fuck it.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

"joy" ride

"a man stole a bait vehicle* and was able to drive it from Leesburg to Southeast Washington because of technical difficulties. Police eventually got the suspect, minutes after the camera caught him smoking crack and masturbating. He had spent part of his ride urinating in a soda can, then drinking his urine to try to quell a case of the hiccups. He also vomited twice."

-washington post

* a car rigged with cameras and left in a conspicous place to get "stolen." when some poor bastard takes it, the police are alerted, the cameras turn on, the doors lock, and the engine shuts off.

Monday, December 11, 2006

the stupidest sentence ever written in the english language

"Space shuttle Discovery, slated to launch Dec. 7, will carry Thai chicken and two other dishes devised by Food Network star and TV talk show host Rachael Ray. They're the first meals from a food celebrity to fly on the shuttle."(emphasis added - brain exploding)

thank you USA today

finally, a chance for peace

read this article.
it is truly a great day when the germans, the french, the KKK, and the ultra-orthodox jews can all come together with a "vision" for the future. god bless Amer... wait ... Iran? fuck that.

Sunday, December 10, 2006