Friday, August 27, 2010

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

No Manhattan!

Who can cab drivers pick up anymore? Now that white guys are a threat, white women are the last demographic that can safely be allowed in NYC taxi cabs - though Wayans style trickeration might make this unwise.

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Thank God For Iran

For keeping the nintendo-style bad guy aesthetic live and in effect.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

How to be ridiculous


This type of silly urban planning is such a better idea than building exclusive, tree-shaped islands.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

RUN, just fucking run



Oh my fucking god IT HAS HANDS!!! GIANT HAAAANDS!!!

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Monday, August 09, 2010

Saturday, August 07, 2010

Robots, pyramids

This can only end in awesome.
*a friend suggested reading the comments. You won't regret it.

Sunday, August 01, 2010

News Item of the Week!!!!!!!

From the Southern California desk of Cackamasaurus: So another week of stories coming across my desk about our failing government, failing economy, failing environment, failing entertainment industry, our failing sports culture. So corrupt and destitute is the American cultural landscape these days it seems unfathomable that one might cull a story of hope and redemption out of the sewage heap that we wallow in. The storm clouds of hopelessness and cynicism have hung heavy over our heads for what seems like an eternity now. The heroes of yesterday, those singular individuals that punch rays of sunshine through the vast dreariness overhead seem to have disappeared from our lives completely. Then this motherfucker shows up and its clear skies for a far as the eye can see.... Thank you New Jersey.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Monday, July 26, 2010

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Where's Dershowitz Now?

Dear Professor Dershowitz,

I understand that you can't help every murderer and child molester that comes along, but I promise you that if you get me off, you'll seal the deal as the greatest defense attorney of all time.

It wouldn't even be that hard.  You could just use the playbook from the Epstein case. I basically did a lot of the same stuff, with the importing of children from overseas to have sex with and all.

What does a child rapist have to do to get some pro-bono up in this piece?

Sincerely,
Kevin Ricks

Thursday, July 22, 2010

A question for the Oklahoma City readership

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Can you recommend a store that stocks some PRO-secular socialist siding, windows, and roofing? That's more what I'm in the market for these days.

Add This One To The "No-Shit" File

"workers on the Deepwater Horizon ... feared reprisals if they reported mistakes or other problems."

2 Live Crew Should Stay Away From Israel

"He told reporters that he is known by friends and family by the nickname Dudu, which is more commonly used by Jews called David."

You're Not Helping

In case you are not familiar with Alan Dershowitz, he is the "legal genius" that helped free O.J. back in the middle-ages (which is the modern term for the mid-nineties).  A few months ago Al (as I call him), in response to some Catholic dude's crazy rant about how "the jewish media" is to blame all the priest child rape hubub, took on the Catholic Church for being anti-semitic.  

Though making this point is as redundant as calling Henry Ford "anti-Chevy," sometimes it is useful to restate the obvious.  

I only wish that Al had thought back to his first year in law school and adopted the unclean hands doctrine to his public discourse - which basically says don't talk shit if you're covered in shit.  Why, you ask, am I comparing Al to a steaming pile of shit?